No no no no...not heroin.
My mac got sick and had to take it to the shop to get fixed. While at the mac shop I bought an iPad. I think I had a sudden spell of CafeSelavyious. Then I went to the nearest post office (not a PO I normally frequent) -- while there mailing late Christmas presents I adopted a puppy. I said "adorable dog -- she said do you want her?" I said yes.